you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?
(Source: marimopet, via jackballs)
Me on the first day of school
(Source: illkim, via guy)
"can i borrow a pencil?"
(Source: rnicrophone, via andrewquo)
why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse
(Source: salma, via trust)
straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice
straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”
*plans life around having a rich significant other*